jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

(via alittlepinkvial)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via alittlepinkvial)

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

(via swan-queen-in-the-tardis)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(via reginaismyqueen)

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

(via wishful-thinkment)

Q

Anonymous asked:

why were painkillers 'punishable by death at your school' ??? what if you got bad cramps or a headache or something??

A

wishful-thinkment:

peggy-carters:

i actually have no idea but it was the same at my primary school, like you had to have your parents contact the admin office and they had to hold the painkillers for you. For a while i thought it might have been because they could be mistaken for hardcore drugs or you could get high off of them?

I’m exaggerating when i say the punishment was severe but like i suppose it would be bad if they spotted you? they never spotted my friends and I so it was fine. I just know they were banned from school grounds. 

If you got cramps or a headache you just either sucked it up or went to the sick bay and got a hot pack. Pree shit i know. 

tbh, i just had a dealer (so to speak) a chick in my class who always had a supply of pretty decent painkillers in her pencil-case (her mum was a nurse)

I think schools take away painkillers from students to cover their asses in case you overdosed yourself, right? If they say they had a policy in place where everyone had to hand over their painkillers, they might not be liable if you overdosed yourself and were seriously injured or died, because you knew you weren’t ’ allowed to administer your own drugs?

liar-liar-blonde-hair-on-fire:

Basically what’s happening in ferguson.
liar-liar-blonde-hair-on-fire:

Basically what’s happening in ferguson.

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

I love you.

(via wishful-thinkment)

nakitacantblog:

femmadilemma:

always reblog

Parenting done right.
nakitacantblog:

femmadilemma:

always reblog

Parenting done right.
nakitacantblog:

femmadilemma:

always reblog

Parenting done right.

mialayla:

deadlyvibes:

I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read

(via inthecloneclub)

southernviolenceambrose:

madameatomicbomb:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Wow, Vin Diesel is not fucking around with his challenges.

PUTIN


southernviolenceambrose:

madameatomicbomb:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Wow, Vin Diesel is not fucking around with his challenges.

PUTIN


southernviolenceambrose:

madameatomicbomb:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Wow, Vin Diesel is not fucking around with his challenges.

PUTIN


southernviolenceambrose:

madameatomicbomb:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Wow, Vin Diesel is not fucking around with his challenges.

PUTIN
pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(via love-order-chaos-repeat)